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[ JJ's voice comes - well, loudly over the network. He's here, and he's excited. He's outside, if the background of trees and grass is any indication. He takes a seat on a bench, settling in and behind him is -- well, a moose. It's still pretty decently sized, even if it is small for a moose. ]

Soooo [ a hum ] - hello, Camelot! I'm JJ. And this is -- well, he doesn't have a name yet.

[ The camera flashes to three miniature eskimo dogs that he has with him. ]

And these are Charlie, Esme, and Luc. I'm working on a name for my familiar, but I figured it might be fun to ask.

So, show me pictures of your pets. Your familiars. Tell me what their names are if they have them or anything neat you want to share. It might be a little inspiration and honestly who doesn't love cute animal pics right?

[ He looks like he's about to turn off the device but then pauses - ]

Almost forgot! It's my birthday on the 15th, so in two days! So that means if you go do the hotel lobby -- there will cupcakes there. Chocolate and vanilla and maybe strawberry or something fun like that. I haven't decided on them all.

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Hey JJ! I'm Junko, it's nice to meet you!

Those dogs are so cute! Here, lemme show you my familiar, hold on a sec.

[Just turning the camera around to show a huge black doggo, with embers dancing in its fur, settled underneath a tree.]

This is Fenrir, she's a good girl~

[ Grins. ]

Hi Junko! Nice to meet you, too.

[ He leans into the camera as if that will help him get a better look. ]

Hi Fenrir, she looks like a good girl. Very cute, too!

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I have two cats. My familiar doesn't like the camera.

[She turns the camera around to point it at a small black cat on the floor, which pauses in the middle of cleaning one back leg to stare for a moment with large green eyes.

Then, Poison lifts the camera... up. Up to the ceiling, where something vaguely cat-shaped is wrapped around the ceiling fan. Its head is feline, with pointed ears and whiskers and what looks like dark red fur, but it has eight legs with suckers on the undersides and appears slightly... wobbly.]

Woah [ He hums ] -- that's a neat looking cat, Poison!

I really like them. What's their names? If they have any.

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[Marianne is sitting in the stables with a warhorse the size of a large dog and a robin picking at her hair.]

Hello Charlie, Esme, and Luc. Oh, and you as well, JJ.

[Can you tell what Marianne is here for?]

My familiar is named Pippin--he's this robin here--and this horse is a dear friend from home named Dorte. He's usually several hands larger than this, but he shrank when he was brought here.

I've never seen a creature like your familiar before. What is it?

[SHE LOVES HIM?????]

[ He doesn't seem too bothered by it because he knows why people are here. Why he's here. ]

Pippin - that's cute! And so is your horse. He seems very friendly, too.

Oh - my familiar is a moose. They're around parts of Canada, where I'm from, a lot.

They're usually a lot bigger, too. No way it'd fit in a hotel room.

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[ The screen is taken up entirely by a very disinterested tan and white guinea pig, chewing lazily on a piece of hay. ]

This is Proserpine. Before we got here she was emergency food rations.

[ She waits a moment, as though Proserpine is going to wave, then turns the camera back around on herself.

Holding the device with one hand, she uses her other to pull back a large section of her hair, revealing a bat sleeping a little behind her right ear. The creature shifts slightly, but nothing more. She lets her hair fall. ]

And that's Cassandra, and I'm Steph. Happy birthday!

Aw, look how cute she is. A very good food ration.

[ Hey, he can joke, too. At least he thinks it's a joke. ]

Ah - your familiar is a bat. She's really cute. I've never seen a bat up close before. People here have really neat familiars.

Thanks, too!

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[ speaking of loud... jongdae is very loud now that he's seen the three doggos. ]

OOOOOOH THEY'RE PERFECT I WOULD DIE FOR THEM.

AND THAT'S A MOOSE??? THOSE ARE REAL??? WOAH.

[ he knows damn well holding the phone close to your face doesn't mean you can see more closely but it hasn't stopped him from doing exactly that. you can probably hear the swooshy noises because he's got three excited cat tails.

BUT OKAY. breathe. he takes a second to do that and adjust his volume, apparently. ]

Okay, okay... so this is Sana. I got her as a Christmas present in the world I was in before this one and I guess it's lucky she showed up too.

[ he turns the camera around to show off a tiny, well-dressed dog sitting nearby. ]

As for my familiar... [ he laughs nervously before he backs up and pans the camera up to reveal a looming bird-like creature that seems to only have two glowing white points of light for eyes that blink almost ??? cutely ??? at the camera. ]

That's Flappy. So... yeah! And happy early birthday, by the way. I will come and eat your cupcakes for sure.

Why wouldn't a moose be real????

[ He sounds so totally baffled. He's confused. ]

They're in Canada pretty commonly. That's where I'm from, even. This one's even kinda small compared to ones I've seen! He even likes to be pet.

[ His voice raises. It's true, the closer he is to cute animals, the dumber he gets. ]

Sana is perfect, please tell her I love her!

[ However. ]

Woah! Flappy is cool. Are they a dragon???

Hello, it's nice to meet you! I'm Ken Amada and it's nice to meet you! I have a dog named Koromaru and my familiar is Jack Frost! Here, let me show you!

[With that, he sends an image of his dog and a picture of a snowman]

You see them? Aren't they really cute? [Nevermind that his familiar is a mischievous little thing but still!]

[ He's very happy to get these pictures. ]

They are really cute! Koromaru is an adorable pup! Is Jack Frost a snowman? We have stories about Jack Frost at home. And songs, and stuff, in winter. Pretty neat that he doesn't melt or something here!

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Got you covered, JJ! I'm Della Duck, and this is...

[ She holds up a white bunny - that seems to be glowing a bit. ]

... Amelia! Named after my personal hero, Amelia Earhart!

[ Give him a sec. ]

You're a duck with a bunny familiar!

[ Three...two... ]

Cool. I met a bunch of animal people where I was last time. Nice to meet you, Della. And Amelia. She's pretty much perfect.

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( well, you'd be forgiven for thinking that the person behind this account is a woman whose forlorn expression is half-hidden by the way strands of her black hair drape over her face, the off-colour hue of her skin and the jutting of bone lending her the appearance of someone decidedly dead...

but then, from behind the camera, comes a voice JJ may remember from the feast. )

This is mine.

( the woman on screen blinks, and it's hard to tell if that phrasing offends her or not. )

You may call me the washer woman.

[ He's alarmed. ]

Washer Woman? Are you like...a ghost or something?

[ He's just gonna straight up ask. ]

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[Jean smiles as he brings the camera to a white husky.]

This here is me and an my fianceés husky, Snow. She came with us from a world similar to this one.

[And a bit further back there is a Lynx.] And that's my familiar, Rafael.

Oh she's perfect. [ pause ] They're both perfect!

I got my dogs in a place not-home, too. My fiance has a cute dog and cat but they are both with him.

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[Instead of Ren the video starts of with Sirius.]

Sirius is a German Shepherd. She's been with me ever since he a small puppy. I'm not sure if you remember me getting him over in Lunatia.

[Sirius is wagging his tail excitedly at least.]

My familiar is a fox fairy named Princess, but currently she's on errands. She doesn't particularly like being on camera anyway.

I do. He's gotten so big and gorgeous. I'll have to come by and give him some treats. I made some peanut butter treats for mine and they love them.

[ He loves you. ]

I'll have to meet her sometime, then!

Yeah, I got these three on Lunatia. They had so many good chances to adopt pets there.

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Whoa! Is that your familiar?

[Darin leans into the camera.]

Your familiar didn't tell you their name either, huh? Well...here's mine.

[An enormous, intimidating looking antlion with purple runes on its back.]

I call this guy Lyon because he's an antlion.

[ Blank stare and -- ]

Moose aren't really talkative. Maybe sometime he'll share, though.

Is he a bug???

[ Stares... ]

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[The video doesn't show a person, instead it just shows a normal ass goat, and then a kid's voice can be heard from offscreen.]

I just got a goat for my familiar, yours is way cooler.

[No comment on the dogs.]

Goats are cute, though! I'd love one around. They're also pretty friendly. Moose usually aren't.

[ His is fine, but he knows. ]

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[ no video; itaru isn't keen to showing his face outside zoom calls for his job as a salaryman back home tbh. ]

Haha, they're so cute. My familiar isn't a pet, though. She's a sprite fairy, but she's not used to getting her picture taken. But gimme a minute to try anyway, I'm sure she'll come around.

[ gwen, who's literally hovering beside him as he chatters away, can be heard babbling in an almost-unintelligible sprite speak that he won't! catch her alive!!! ]

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You made a very noble attempt to share your cute sprite fairy. I've never seen something like that before, though. People here end up with some interesting things.

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[The video starts and the camera is just taken up by this calico cat face as it tries to invade space as all cats do. The voice that speaks is male, very quiet and low-pitched.]

I am... new here. I am called Souma. Of the People of the Black Thread. Well met.

Hello, Souma.

[ He says it with the same exuberant energy in his post. ]

Are you new? Your cat is very cute. Did they come with you? Nice to meet you, too!

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Ooc: sorry about the italics augh

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no worries ♥♥

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( So they even have these types of people... Well, Yuki needs some way to pass the time, he guesses, so he'll just let his familiar play with his phone while he provides voiceover.

It looks like an ordinary white cat looking down at the camera, until it turns away and its extra long tail comes into frame. )

This is Shiro. He's a bakeneko. They're monster cats that're rumored to kill the people who raised them, but Shiro's just been... ( ... ) Normal? He just acts like a ordinary dumb cat.

( BAM— Shiro comes pouncing on the camera again, pauses, then flops back next to the phone. Yuki peers into frame, looking all the world like a cute girl — save for the fact he definitely does Not sound like one, having a boyish voice. )

See what I mean?

I've never heard of a bakeneko before. How is he different from a normal cat besides the killing people thing?

Isn't the joke that normal cats are sometimes jerks anyway?

[ He has to know. ]

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Oh, welcome to Camelot. My familiar doesn't have a name but I feel like they're happier without one?

[Gaius's familiar is a colorful hummingbird that sits on his shoulder. When it moves to zip around, however, it has a ridiculously long tail, much longer than its body.]

Oh, a hummingbird. We used to put a feeder out for them. I don't know that they all need names. I just feel weird going "Heyyyyy moose" if I need his attention. A name seems more polite.

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Oh--! [with a little chuckle at his own surprise on seeing the moose] Heavens, but he is large! And you have lovely dogs, too. I've no pets of my own, but my familiar...

[a little glance at a glowing light at his shoulder. If JJ looks closely, he'll spot a winged, feminine form, delicately silhouetted in light at its centre, only inches tall]

She-- I won't say she doesn't have a name yet. It is more that I'd prefer not to simply pick one for her, if she already has one of her own...!

That's pretty polite of you. I don't know that mine talks, but I wish he did so I could just ask. Moose get a lot bigger even. I've seen ones at least two feet bigger than this at home.

Yours is really beautiful, though.

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Greetings, JJ, and happy early birthday! My name's Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera!

[ He tilts the camera a bit, showing the little pixie that's partially hidden in his hair. ] This is Meadowbell, my familiar. And -

[ There's the sound of barking off-screen, and suddenly the camera is jostled and shakes as something seems to tackle Fenton. The camera clatters on the ground, but still on as it shows a cocker spaniel now sitting on top of Fenton, who sighs a bit. ]

...And this is Atom.

[ If he hadn't been where he was the ducks would be the strangest part of this post. He's still trying to grasp the whole 'duck with a pet dog thing' now. ]

Nice to meet you, Fenton. They have cute names. Did you get your dog here? A few people have asked if I got mine here, but I didn't so I think they're looking for pets.

Sorry about the delay! I've been having a bit of a time

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